Posted by PantherModern at 63.242.130.49 on September 20, 2001 at 11:10:02:
In Reply to: No son of God.... posted by WickedChicken on September 20, 2001 at 10:54:44:
: Would ever turn water in to Zima. But blessing a keg so that it is always cold and the bottom is never found is what MY savior would do.
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: We are SO going to Hell for this thread.
HEY! Im my mind, he would be changing water into Guiness, but its not me... The script has a mind of its own and is writing itself. Besides... These are High School kids (not that I'm knocking them, but trust me, on the WB this is how they are portrayed). Its better than the other scene I had in my head, anyway... This being for the spin off series "Jesus- the lesser known married years" in which Jesus works as an unsuccessful carpenter and house-wife, while his wife is out working in order to put food on the table...
*Wife walks in after a hard days work in pants suit with briefcase*
Wife: *smelling the air* Jesus, are you cooking dinner?
*Jesus walks around the corner. Canned applause as he enters wearing an apron and holding a skillet*
Jesus: Oh course, hon.
Wife: Okay, but I told you, now that I have this job we dont have to eat all that bread and fish anymore!
Jesus: Oh, dont worry about that! Tonight I'm cooking lamb!
Wife: *sarcastically* Fitting for the lamb of God.
Jesus: Tonight, honey, I'm the God of lamb!
*canned laughter and plastic smiles as the look at the camera and shrug*
(Now, that one I am going to Hell for... was it worth it? Probably no...)