Posted by NJSAILOR at wcs1.norfolk.nipr.mil on September 20, 2001 at 16:51:51:
DEAR KEVIN SMITH FANS,
MY NAME IS ADAM COHEN AND I AM CURRENTLY IN THE UNITED STATES NAVY STATIONED ABOARD THE USS SAN JACINTO IN NORFOLK, VA. HAVIN GROWN UP IN MARLBORO NJ AND ENLISTING IN THE NAVY ONLY A BLOCK AWAY FROM JAY AND SILENT BOB'S SECRET STASH I AM NATURALLY A HUGE FAN. I JUST WANTED TO SAY I AM COMPLETELY ENRAGED ABOUT THE NYC AND PENTAGON BOMBINGS. HOW COULD THESE HEARTLESS BASTARDS KILL SO MANY OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS IN NYC AND SO MANY OF MY SHIPMATES IN THE PENTAGON. THESE PEOPLE NEED TO BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. WHETHER IT BE BY US EXTACTING THEM OR JAMMING A HUGE TOAMAHAWK MISSLE UP THEIR ASS. I AM PREPARED TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO DO MY DUTY AS AN AMERICAN IN THE WORLD'S FINEST NAVY...IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT ME ABOUT THIS YOU CAN DO SO BY EMAILING ME AT acohen@sanjacinto.navy.mil
GOD BLESS YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!