Posted by Hawk2K at cache.whirlpool.com on September 20, 2001 at 18:37:47:
In Reply to: This is just like high school. posted by Reverend Slappy on September 20, 2001 at 18:25:16:
: Now I know why all you people hate me. Its just like High School. I was the jock with the women and you all were wearing those "Aliens Approaching" T shirts talking in your own little Star Trek language. We had a name for those people, what was it? hmmmmmmmmm. oh yeah. Geeks.
Do you find it hard to post so often now with all those women hanging off you? It must be hard to post, every hour on the hour, when they keep demanding sex. And yet you keep doing it, to tell us what losers we are. How dedicated you are.
We had people like you in high school too. We called them "people who lied about how many girls they dated but really spent their evenings in their parents' basements."
: True, half of them are all computer millionaires now, but thats besides the point. All I did was come on and say that I didn't think Kevin's movies were all they're cracked up to be, and you would have that I took a shit on the Pope's forehead.
Well, you did come to a KEVIN SMITH WEBSITE, owned and paid for by KEVIN SMITH. You wanted the red carpet rolled out?
"Kevin sucks!"
"You've come to the right place, stranger! Tell us more, and tell us what idiots we are for watching his movies! We are eager to hear your tales of all these girls you dated back in high school. Yes, it is a coincedence that they all lived in Canada."
: Jesus, I guess I won't express my opinions anymore for fear that the viewaskew underground will send a virus to my computer or send me a Dungeons and Dragons gameboard with C4 in it.
C4? You're thinking of Battleship, silly.
You sank my destroyer. WITH YOUR CUNNING WIT!
: Jesus you people, take of your berets, put down your iced skim venti lattes, put away the Magic the Gathering cards, shave off the little pussy-tickler on your chin, put away the bongos and get with it. It's people like you that my tax dollars go to waste on. The Rev.
I'm sorry, are we nerds, or beatniks? Please confirm. I have some free-form jazz poetry I wanted to post later.
Hawk G. Krebs.