Posted by Punker Than You at 200.21.129.224 on September 20, 2001 at 22:17:07:
To Mr. Smith:
I should probably start this letter off by introducing myself. Hi. My name's Johnny, and I'm a 23 years old white male living in New York, with a passion for punk rock, pez, beer, comic books and... movies.
I should confess that I didn't actually know the askewniverse at first by watching any of your movies, but rather by picking up the Jay and Silent Bob comic book published by Oni Press a while ago. Got hooked on it. Picked up that Clerks one-shot. Somebody said something about a movie. Rented Mallrats. Oh my.
Ever since then, I've been positively hooked on your movies, my favorites being Mallrats and Chasing Amy. I know I must sound like some kind of rabid fan, plus I think I may be drunk right now, but I gotta say thank you for filling my boring afternoons with some form of entertainment. My girlfriend Jen says you're hot. Huh. Yeah, I'm definetly drunk now.
Congrats on the new movie's success, I saw it three times. Yeah, the first kinda didn't count cause I was rather... preoccupied at the time. So yeah. Uh. Rancid is such a good band.
See ya in the pit.
-Johnny