Posted by Bomberman444 at proxy2-external.corlis1.pa.home.com on September 21, 2001 at 06:17:58:
Howdy, Big bad bomberman here, well I'm really not bad just Big happy lubby dubby teddy bear bomberman doesn't have the same ring to it...
Anywho... I'm in college for computer animation, I'm also working on a comicbook with one of my pals... I'm having trouble with dialog... Comics and movies of the suspence/psycho/horror breed are hard to write for. I'm looking for a few nuggets of wisdom... the dialog in clerks is the movie so I know Big bad Kevin is a master of the pointless argument, and if one can master that he must have a firm grip on real issues. I know y'all are busy little buggers, but if anyone feels like they could help me out, they can fuck off... if they think they can help me out... I'll listen... if they know they can help me out I will live by their words. I would give you an idea of my movie, but someone would mooch it and make it theirs. I will give you an idea... a mix of "One Flew Over The CooCoo's Nest" and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3" ok ok one of those is full of shit... But I'm not telling.
Anyway... I'm also working on an animation named "COWvert OPS" basicly spy cows... and I hope to have a Jay and Silent Bob ref in it... Two chickens standing out side the barn and one of them is singing the "Fuck, Fuck" song only rewritten to be "Cluck, Cluck" I'm kinda wondering what Kevin thinks about being a 3d Chicken... I don't give a shit about Mr. Mewes. I thought a pig would be funny... but I don't want to insinuate anything about one of my favorite directors... also the fact that I'm built like Haus off Bonanza I don't have much room to poke fun.
I would be more then happy to send you a demo tape when I get it done. It would be a good chuckle for you guys. I just want the blessing on it.
And now the critique on J&SBSB... Good movie... I liked Chasing Amy better though... J&SBSB seems a little like a bad patch on the View Askewniverse... there weren't any leads to storylines in upcoming movies... I will give in that it was better then mallrats. Oh fuck, Here I am asking for help and I'm dissing your work... I'm a fucking asshole, unfortunatly I just don't care anymore... I'm in college... My manners have taken a vacation due to my boozing and buzzing and brainworking... Well I've just pulled an all nighter on my script... it is 6:20AM and I have a final in a couple of hours...
Oh well... At least I'm not one of those fucking 12 year olds right?
Big Lubby Dubby Teddy Bear Dave.
David J. Fulton