Posted by Fuck DVD at cobra.ussco.com on September 21, 2001 at 12:39:19:
My wife and I were planning to go as Jay and Silent Bob, respectively, for Halloween. I got her the Berserker shirt and Snoogans hat from the stash and everything. Two days ago she did the unthinkable and cut off the majority of her long, blonde hair.
Maybe it's just her way of getting me to shave the beard?