Posted by Glen at inktomi1-oxf.server.ntl.com on September 21, 2001 at 19:58:07:
In Reply to: SILENT BOB IS A WOMAN!!!!! posted by Infinite Justice on September 21, 2001 at 19:33:01:
: In Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jay told Justice that SIlent Bob popped his cherry in front of the wuick stop. Silent Bob was also going to have to suck Jay's dick, because Silent Bob deosn't have one. Jay always refers to Silent Bob as his hetero-life mate. Hetero means different, while homo means the same. In Dogma, Roofus says "even the tubby coat-wearing mother fucker has tits" meaning that he could be a woman. In Chasing Amy, he tells the story about her girlfirend, but remember, this is a movie all about lesbians. Jay also called the Amy story "gay". In Mallrats, you could always find him in the woman's dressing room. In Clerks, Jay said she had a limp dick, which could be referring to a dildo or that he simply doesnt have one. Those are my proofs. E-mail me if you want to discuss further. I would also like to encourage Kevin SMith to speak on this issue.
Kid you deserve your own TV show and NOTHING Less!
Glen