Posted by Throatwobbler Mangroan at 1cust63.tnt2.philadelphia2.pa.da.uu.net on September 19, 2001 at 18:36:55:
In Reply to: Answer posted by Menlo Park Rat on September 19, 2001 at 13:43:10:
: Here, lemme transcribe it for ya...
: Hooker #1: Hey little man, you want some of this?
: Hooker #2 How 'bout you big boy? You got $50 bucks, we can get nasty.
: Jay: Oh yeah, how nasty?
: Hooker #2: As nasty as you wanna be.
: Jay: Alright. Well, first I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, while Silent Bob watches and spanks it in a Dixie cup. And you can pull my nut sack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to flick my nuts while your friend spanks it in the same Dixie cup. Then we throw the Dixie cup out.
: Hooker #1: Oh that's it honey, I quit. This job just passed the point of no return.
: Jay: What?! You said nasty!
Why in the fucking world did that get cut? Besides "You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat", it would have been the funniest line in the movie.