Posted by fakeshemp69 at spider-ti063.proxy.aol.com on September 20, 2001 at 02:22:19:
A few days ago I read that First Kiss comic strip about Kevin and Jen's first kiss. Something about it disturbed me greatly. It wasn't until today that I realised what bothered me so much.
Kevin makes several comments about how cute Jen's ears are. And while it may seem harmless and only slightly creepy, I have to warn Jen about the horrible things Kevin's obsession with the ear may bring.
Jen, there may come a day when Kevin asks you to perform a strange sexual act called Sinshi Sinshi. I will not go into the unspeakable details, but don't worry about what such an act entails, just don't do it. It is indeed unclean.
The Horror, The Horror.