Posted by Hawk2K at on-tor-blr-ahp-13-77.look.ca on October 31, 2001 at 20:47:20:
In Reply to: Only, like, five people would care... posted by Smalls on October 31, 2001 at 19:36:41:
: But it'd be a helluva thing to get some people together to write a website or a short book, just to cover the weirdnesses and coolnesses that have been the history of the VA boards.
The book would be titled, "The Summaries, and other things no-one ever read".
Highlights would include:
-The late, lamented Alex S. and the forgotten FAQ.
-Big Time Joanie and HUBER: VA's original lovebirds.
-MickCollins and Scottieboy: The unspoken lust.
-People who have been banned. (I'm in this one!)
-Celebrities who we are supposed to hate. (Will Rob Weiss still make the list?)
-People whom Malcolm has challenged to a fistfight.
-People who have had their ear(s) licked by Vincent
-People who have hooked up at Vulgarthon and immediately regretted it afterwards.
-Nick Kelly: America's Kickboxing Sweetheart
-I love frotsy, or: There are GIRLS on the WWW?
-Did Holden and Alyssa get back together? Did Bartleby and Loki get into heaven? And other questions about fictional characters who don't really exist.
-OFF-TOPIC! A chapter about how old we all are, and advice on high school math.
-The Riders: All the rest of you aren't allowed to read this chapter.
-Special Fan Fiction Chapter: Jay and Silent Bob meet Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes.
-I miss Kim.
-Excuses why none of us get laid.
If you understood more than half of these references, go outside. If you understood all of them, kill yourself.
Hawk