Posted by hahoy at gatekeeper2.npower.com on October 30, 2001 at 09:32:25:
In Reply to: A quick IU story posted by kalmanooch on October 30, 2001 at 09:23:36:
: As I sit in the second row of the beautiful Indiana University Auritorium, eagerly anticipating the grand entrance of our favorite foul-mouthed, sleeveless golden calf, I take stock of those around me. Your typical array of comic book gurus and Mallrats lines spouters. I'm surprised to see a young boy, maybe 12, sitting in delightful glee next to his mother. I lose interest in the duo as Kevin rises from beneath the stage like Batman. He is met with a rousing ovation. The crane camera zooms and zigs as we settle into our seats. "I'm not gonna stand up here and lecture" Kevin says, "If you want a lecture, Don't fucking smoke." The audience errupts into laughter and I turn to see the young boy grinning stupidly, in awe of the level of vulgarity one man can achieve if he applies himslef. The mother is smiling awkwardly and shifting in her seat. They are gone within an hour.
: The moral of the story is that vulgarity may not be for 12 year old boys and their mothers, but it sure as hell is for me, and all of us sick fucks on this message board. Meh!
: Kalman