Needs original Nosferatu not Kinski *NT

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: : : here is a top 10 vampires of all time list i saw that E Online had for halloween. i thought i would take the time to pick it apart because its BULLSHIT. : : : 10. : : : Character: Louis : : : Actor: Brad Pitt : : : Movie: Interview with the vampire : : : i hate gay vampires. not that i have nothing against gay people, i dont, but i just dont think vampires should be gay. in fact i dont think they should exibit any knida sexuality what-so-ever. they are dead. all they should want to suck is necks, not weenies. : : : 9. : : : Character: Grandpa Munster : : : Actor: Al Lewis : : : TV Show: The Munsters : : : what the shit? i cant believe this fool made it onto any top 10 list. grandpa sucks as a vampire. i never once saw him flash any fangs or suck blood. all that fool did was concoct potions and shit that never did what they were suppose to. : : : 8. : : : Character: David : : : Actor: Kiefer Sutherland : : : Movie: The Lost Boys : : : dude, any vampire that has a mullet has got to go. while i like the movie somewhat, i hated kiefer's "too cool" vampire. and i hate jami gertz too. : : : 7. : : : Character: Barnabas Collins : : : Actor: Jonathan Frid : : : TV Show: Dark Shadows : : : i watched about 10 episodes of this chessy soap opera and boy was it lame. it cracks me up how people in t.v and movies can never tell that when a new person comes to town wearing a black cape, has red eyes, and his cane has a bat on it, that that fool is vampire. man dont invite that weirdo over for dinner ya idiot. : : : 6. : : : Character: Dracula : : : Actor: Christopher Lee : : : Movie: Dracula Prince of Darkness : : : alright! about fuckin time a cool vampire shows up. now christopher lee knew how it was done. that guy bearly had 10 lines of dialog in all his dracula movies, he was too busy suckin the blood. lee's dracula was ALWAYS pissed off and never in a good mood. the more blood that smeared his face the better. my kinda vamp. : : : 5. : : : Character: Nosferatu : : : Actor: Klaus Kinski : : : Movie: Nosferatu the Vampire : : : dude klaus kinski looks like a vampire without all that makeup. his nosferatu was pretty creepy ill give him that, but the movie was a tad boring. and those two front fangs? whats up with that? makes him look like some kinda rabid chinchilla. : : : 4. : : : Character: Miriam : : : Actor: Catherine Deneuve< : : : Movie: The Hunger : : : nope. too normal of a vampire for my tastes. but she did have a cool lesbo scene with susan sarandon. titties, titties, titties. : : : 3. : : : Character: Peter Loew : : : Actor: Nicolas Cage : : : Movie: Vampire's Kiss : : : this one shouldn't count. he wasnt a real vampire, just some nut that thought he was. but it was still a cool movie, back when nicolas cage was cool and not some pumped up action hero. and he eats a real cockroach in the flick. way to go nic! : : : 2. : : : Character: Angel : : : Actor: David Boreanaz : : : TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer : : : bullshit. : : : 1. : : : Character: Dracula : : : Actor: Bela Lugosi : : : Movie: Dracula : : : ok, ill give it up to bela for being the first dude to make dracula so popular and giving him a long life in the movies. but at the same time he sterotyped dracula for years..."good evening", wearing that broach cross thing on his shirt, slicked back hair. its hard to believe people where really scared by him back in the days. : : : -erik

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