Re: An Evening with Kevin at Kent State

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: : The event was thought unlikely to sell out so Kent was : : telling people who had called that day that they could : : buy tickets at the door. One young lady named Rose : : came up to the maybe 10 or so in the line who had : : gathered and asked if we had an extra ticket seeing as : : how the show had sold out. We didn't so we gave here a : : piece of paper and she made a sign "37! KS tix : : please!" The poor gal finally got a ticket after : : numerous inquiries about whether or not her sign meant : : she was willing to suck 37 dicks for a ticket! : We were the ones who sold her that ticket, because one of our friends bailed, But we then saw how far up the line she went and sat and my friends and I were tempted to say "Hey, since we got you the ticket, we should get to sit in line way up here." but We weren't far back in line enough to care. : : Kevin took the stage with an enormous roar from the : : crowd, making a few jokes about Kents history and the : : fact that we were there to watch him of all people : : while the President was speaking to the nation. Then : : he told us since this visit was being taped for the : : DVD, they needed to do some odd stuff, like filming : : his departure first. We all played along as we watched : : him walk off stage and the cameras rolled past our : : faces. : : He came back out and said, this is for you folks, I'm : : not here to lecture because I really don't know how so : : let's start with the questions. I was the first one up : : to the mic and asked about the line in the Dogma : : script about where God is initially supposed to answer : : Bethany's question of "why are we all here" with the : : statement of plastics. I understood that this was a : : nod to the Graduate, but George Carlin also has a : : standup routine wherein he uses the same line coming : : from God. So I asked if he knew this when he wrote it. : : It was quite the witty banter getting that question : : out seeing as how both Kevin and I were interrupting : : each other, but it was hilarious to all and then he : : told the story of how he learned of Carlins routine : : afterwards and was a bit uncomortable when he saw it : : after casting him and had to answer the same question : : when Carlin himself had asked. : : The night contained many of the same stories a lot of : : us had all heard before on this board, but it didn't : : matter, because we were hearing them come out of : : Kevin's mouth, live and in the flesh. The infamous : : Prince story was indeed long, yet completely worth : : it....I will never look at Prince the same way again, : : not that many of us didn't already see him in a : : strange light, but seriously, "Prince lives in Prince : : world where the idea of the word no to one of his : : requests is unfathomable." : : The absolute highlight of the night is when a cast : : member from Clerks showed up. The guy who says "Whadda : : ya mean theres no ice! You mean I gotta drink this : : coffee hot!" Kevin's face lit up and was in such a : : suprised state as was the rest of the crowd. It was : : touching to see such a commradary after all of these : : years between the two men as Kevin asked how he had : : wound up in Ohio and then received praise from the man : : "you said you were going to make something of this and : : look at you now." : : Maybe an hour into the show we hear screams coming : : from outside as 5 fans were begging to come in. Kevin : : starts shouting back to them "are you okay?" They yell : : back that their buddy deserted them with their tickets : : and couldn't get in. Kevin asked the KSU people if : : they could come in if they had tickets so some of the : : crowd members walked up and gave Kevin their extra : : tickets and the fans outside were let in. For : : retribution they were made to climb up on stage and : : dance to Jungle Love in place of Kevin who declined to : : do so. (He said it would make him to much like our : : little monkey boy "Dance monkey man! Dance!" came from : : the crowd!) : : Mid show, guess who calls, yes many of us were : : expecting it, Mr. Mewes himself! Kevin kept trying to : : tell Jay the name of the school but he just didn't get : : it, I am assuming he was calling it something that : : sounds like Kent instead (Cunt State!) He held the mic : : up to the phone and we hear the man himself. : That girl who talked to Jay on the phone was in our group, I had never met her untill that night but god damn she was annoying.. She practically tackled the camera crew outside the show so that she could get filmed for the DVD. She said "I want to get into the union so I can get into film school." It wasn't worth trying to explain it to her. : : Afterwards he calls Jason Lee and he tells us about : : the film he is working on now (Vanilla Sky). : No, he's done with Vanilla Sky, he was talking about the new film he's working on with (Mumford Director/Screenwriter) Lawrence Kasdan. he even said "Kasdan" on the phone, not Cameron. : : Next came the most beautiful moment of the night for : : me...Kevins cell phone died! He was talking about : : Scott Mosiers recent investment in a macked out fully : : loaded VW van to drive around the country in and : : decides to call him and have him describe it to the : : crowd, but his battery is dead. So who's phone does he : : use? Oh ya, mine! I was totally flabbergasted, Kevin : : was using my phone and talking to Scott fucking Mosier : : on it! Nice, just damned nice! : : The night was wrapping up and the oddities came out, : : Kevin received a video homage to himself, a CD of some : : local band, a coconut to give to Mewes (yipes, just : : fucking yipes) and a marriage proposal for Silent Bob, : : not Kevin, but Silent Bob in which the woman goes off : : on a tangent about her ex husband who bought a $200 : : yo-yo which lead to their divorce! Kevin responds : : "mam, Silent Bob is a fictional character, : : fictional..." and then he refers back to the tattoo on : : his arm which says "Jenny's" stating that is the one : : and only wife he will ever have. Then she proceeds to : : beg for sex from the crowd! SCARY! : God I wanted to smack that woman.

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