Posted by Hogwash at csslip37.cs.depaul.edu on November 10, 2001 at 00:32:01:
In Reply to: Here's another good review site... posted by Hogwash on November 10, 2001 at 00:21:30:
I didn't read the original post closely enough. That "vanguard" review is fucking horrifying. Here's a couple quotes:
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"Dumb, dope-smoking teenagers in the audience laugh at the negro's rants. Soccer moms soberly nod their heads and whisper, "Well, they've had a pretty rough go of it." Grease monkeys and construction workers silently swallow their rage. Old people shift uncomfortably in their seats and hope that no negroes jump them in the parking lot after the movie."
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At the end of the movie, Jay and Silent Bob travel the country, beating up those who ridiculed them on the Internet. So, I guess I should be expecting the doorbell to ring in a few weeks. Jay, smoking a doobie, swaying back and forth, will say (in his slurred Jerseyspeak, on the fourteenth take), "Yo bitch, wha' you be sayin abou' us muhfuggin muhfuggahs, you know whum sayin? Ah's goan kick you White racis' ass now, muhfuggah, you know whum sayin?"
And then Jay won't say anything else.
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