Posted by WorldsMostIgnorantCocksucker at spider-we022.proxy.aol.com on November 10, 2001 at 07:26:42:
In the middle of a conversation with a buddy, space out and stare off into space until your friend says something.
Friend: Hey, snap out of it!
You: Oh, I'm sorry I was just picturing you having sex with your sister.
Of course, when you say this they will picture themselves having sex with your sister. Evil isn't it.
If they don't have a sister, substitute for brother, mother or father. It works everytime. After a while kick it up a notch.
You: I'm sorry I was just picturing you going down on your sister.