Posted by zeta at a010-0330.rlgh.splitrock.net on November 10, 2001 at 08:32:59:
Its my birthday on Tuesday (I'll be turning 30 Mommy WAAHHHH!) so one of my best friends sends me a package yesterday. Inside...there are a very cute pair of earings annnd something else. So there I am...standing at this coffee shop (outside)with the owner of the coffee shop (who I a, talking to) and we are both looking at teh strangley shaped bubble wrapped object. It takes me two minutes to get the damn thing unwrapped-and the entire time I'm going "what the fuck is this". By this time the manager is intrigued-she's watching going "I don't know" Finally, I get it unwrapped -hold it up to the light and there it is a pipe (one of those metal kind) with this huge pink penis for the part where u suck the smoke through. Your lips go where the tip of the penis is and there is a hole where you suck out the smoke! Now-I don't smoke pot...so I am standing there looking at this thing with complete amazement. I then look at the manager and we both began to crack up laughing. Of course-my friend bought the thing becuase of the penis. She knew I'd get a kick out of it. I, later thouth of you guys and your love of dick and fart jokes. I thought of Jay and Silent bob becuase of the Bongs and weed thing. Just thought I'd share.
Zeta