Posted by Isis at 132.236.35.61 on November 14, 2001 at 09:36:13:
Or do I have to say Riders with a capital R? You guys are dorks, but regardless I love ya.
Is there a strip club in Red Bank?
Is there a gay bar?
Is there a porn shop? An occult shop? A twenty-four hour grocery store?
How's the crime situation? Are there thugs hanging on the street? Homeless people? Skater punks? Hippies?
Are the police prompt, kind and forgiving?
Is there a karoake bar? Do you wanna hear "Black Velvet" or "Night Moves"?
Is there any reason why I wouldn't want to stay in the quieter, cheaper hotel, other than the joy of drunk-ass college boys pissing on my door and singing "Berserker" at 4 a.m.?
These are the things *I* want to know.
-- i