Posted by TheClerkCalledFreeway at h24-79-46-43.cg.shawcable.net on November 14, 2001 at 21:49:06:
Well, I had a strange, strange couple of weeks. My new mortal enemy (the German exchange student) is heading home this week, so I'm happy...damn her! I'm still too damned single, and I watched Welcome to Sarajevo. And one of the crew members? Vanessa Pereira. Is she related to Vincent? Only your undertaker knows for sure...or Vincent. Plus, I decided to film ,this spring, the worst movie ever made. It'll be so bad it's good... We'll make up the story as we go along, but it'll have everything bad movies have: aliens, zombies, robots, Jet Li... (Low Blow!)... Well, we're gonna steal the Evil Guy/Good Guy idea, add ninjas, zombies and aliens who inexpicitly speak English and look human, and then make it up from there. I'm at a loss for a title, though: so I may just call it "Secret Ninja Zombie Patrol!" or something... I'll add in badly dubbed action sequences, bad choreography, Godzilla & Gamera and it'll make $200 million.... Harry Potter on Friday night...argh...and I have to work all day at yon multiplex... Could be worse: I could be at school. Great play, guy (whose name I've forgotten for some reason...)...but it needs ME! ARGH!
KEVIN SMITH IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
Until next week, I remain...