Posted by Isis at 132.236.35.61 on November 20, 2001 at 12:09:34:
In Reply to: I'm blunt man and that is a chronically bad movie posted by Navy Seals Fan on November 20, 2001 at 11:38:07:
Prince? Are you still mad about the camel?
This MUST be a joke. No netboy critic would spell "ubiquitous" properly.
If this is for real, congratulations my friend...you are unique amongst your breed. And who DID kill Ronnie the Nonce?
-- i
: I can’t believe this sh*t. Top British gangster movie “Who Killed Ronnie The Nonce?” won’t be released now and all because Kevin Smith wants to no not only flog a dead horse but f**k it and eat it too. According to a UK source it’s because their release dates clash!
: Here in London we have a little phrase, which I think is very appropriate for my feeling towards the Jay and Silent Bob movie. I believe the movie will indeed "lick balls" because Jay and Silent Bob in fact "lick balls."
: If I see another movie about a camp duo who run around playing air guitar, fail to score and constantly spout hackneyed catchphrases like "Boochylicious" "Scooby Boobies" and "Bliggity-Bling Bling" I'll puke. They are almost as ubiquitous as those gay navel gazing teen flicks where kids discuss relationships in an ironic, disenfranchised manner whilst some jerk in a cheap mask shoves a machete up their ass.
: The idea of an ugly fat assed mute in a dirty mac and a c*ck knocking spunk monkey, could survive doing anything other than making like jizz mopping circus seals, is bullsh*t. The material is so weak and one dimensional it makes Beavis and Butthead look intellectual. It’s bound to be one tired skit after another, padded out with laboured cameos, cheap plugs, pathetic fan boy in jokes and poor parodies of other crappy movies. Someone needs to tell Kevin Smith to lay off the YOO-HOOs and the crack ‘cos a turd covered in glitter is still a turd.
: If I ever see that tubby B**ch in England I’ll kick his fat f**king ass. >:(
: Navy Seals Fan