Posted by CaribbeanKangaroo (S.Townsley) at 207-172-83-203.s203.tnt1.wlm.va.dialup.rcn.com on November 20, 2001 at 16:09:16:
In Reply to: For all you budding comedians out there... posted by Rev. Jonny Fabulous on November 20, 2001 at 12:02:20:
A distinct or feigned lack of knowledge when it comes to men's territoriality.
The inclusion of Sweet Valley High into the literary canon.
Attempting to spare men's feelings by qualifying one's sweetness/cuteness/niceness...(e.g., "You're really sweet, but...")
For assuming that they can change a dumb, popular man through the catharsis of a relationship, rather than finding a smart, unpopular man and reaping the rewards thereof.
For assuming that dumb popular men know anything about sex other than "Insert tab A into slot B", and then complaining about "lack of orgasm" in front of frustrated smart unpopular men.
Lack of acknowledgement for "Looney Toons" as a legitimate artform.