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Posted by Scapegoat_boy at 65.90.98.9 on November 20, 2001 at 20:41:16:

I tell you. Jay is the shit. Silent Bob is the shit. Hell, The guy who played Brodie and Banky is the shit. I thought that all of the movies Kevin Smith directed were fuckin funny as fuckin fuck and I think that Kevin didn't deserve any heat from GLAAD and those fucking ultra-catholics. Not that being catholic is bad. I know that Kevin is catholic and well, so is George Carlin (or used to be), but I'm not talking about fucking George Carlin. If i wanted to plug Carlin, I'd go to his fucking website, but I'm here at Fuckin' View Askew, the best Production Co. right above Goatboy Productions (a Production Company I'm starting... if anyone else makes any movies with this name, ill fucking kill them. and im serious...). If i ever become non-degenerate (and i hope i never will) i will get a job and buy 500 copies of every movie or DVD that Kevin directed/starred in, what the fuck. Jay and Silent Bob are the shit. And speaking of which, why the fuck are you going to stop making Jay and Silent Bob films, Kevin? I'm telling you, you wrote you and Mewes in Clerks a few times, were half of the comic relief in Mallrats, the only thing you talked about in chasing Amy was about Chasing Amy, Did a main role in Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. you guys are still in your fucking prime, for christ's sake!!! make another Jay and Silent Bob film, because like Ben Affleck said in Chasing Amy " The best comedy is with Dick and Fart Jokes." And that really worked for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Like that one part in JASBSB, where Jay and Silent Bob were in Miramax studios and were being chased into a corner by that dude who plays Oswald in the Drew Carey Show and Jay makes Silent Bob suck his dick while the Oswald guy watches and Jay bops him on the head, looks at Silent Bob and says "Well, get on with it, you tubby bitch." and when he asks bob if he really would do that and says no, then nods his head when Jay goes offscreen... THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! NOT ONLY WAS IT A DICK JOKE, BUT IT WAS ALSO A GAY JOKE!!! IT WAS FUCKING COCKSUCKING FUNNY FOR JESUS' FAGGOTY ASSED SAKE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!

all in all, i thought Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was a pretty good movie.

Someone Please RE me. I need the satisfaction... lol :P

MCL

Scapegoat_boy

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I don't like it Johnny Bukket 22:31:23 11/20/01 (0)
you should have the satisfaction of being a tool! Askews Me 22:13:23 11/20/01 (0)
Wow... really charming.... Stormin Norman 21:02:06 11/20/01 (1)
- u know qui gon jinn is disgrace to star wars right pizzahair 21:12:13 11/20/01 (0)
Ahhh yes, the shit... *NT* ted_striker 20:53:30 11/20/01 (0)

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: I tell you. Jay is the shit. Silent Bob is the shit. Hell, The guy who played Brodie and Banky is the shit. I thought that all of the movies Kevin Smith directed were fuckin funny as fuckin fuck and I think that Kevin didn't deserve any heat from GLAAD and those fucking ultra-catholics. Not that being catholic is bad. I know that Kevin is catholic and well, so is George Carlin (or used to be), but I'm not talking about fucking George Carlin. If i wanted to plug Carlin, I'd go to his fucking website, but I'm here at Fuckin' View Askew, the best Production Co. right above Goatboy Productions (a Production Company I'm starting... if anyone else makes any movies with this name, ill fucking kill them. and im serious...). If i ever become non-degenerate (and i hope i never will) i will get a job and buy 500 copies of every movie or DVD that Kevin directed/starred in, what the fuck. Jay and Silent Bob are the shit. And speaking of which, why the fuck are you going to stop making Jay and Silent Bob films, Kevin? I'm telling you, you wrote you and Mewes in Clerks a few times, were half of the comic relief in Mallrats, the only thing you talked about in chasing Amy was about Chasing Amy, Did a main role in Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. you guys are still in your fucking prime, for christ's sake!!! make another Jay and Silent Bob film, because like Ben Affleck said in Chasing Amy " The best comedy is with Dick and Fart Jokes." And that really worked for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Like that one part in JASBSB, where Jay and Silent Bob were in Miramax studios and were being chased into a corner by that dude who plays Oswald in the Drew Carey Show and Jay makes Silent Bob suck his dick while the Oswald guy watches and Jay bops him on the head, looks at Silent Bob and says "Well, get on with it, you tubby bitch." and when he asks bob if he really would do that and says no, then nods his head when Jay goes offscreen... THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! NOT ONLY WAS IT A DICK JOKE, BUT IT WAS ALSO A GAY JOKE!!! IT WAS FUCKING COCKSUCKING FUNNY FOR JESUS' FAGGOTY ASSED SAKE, MOTHERFUCKERS!! : all in all, i thought Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was a pretty good movie. : Someone Please RE me. I need the satisfaction... lol :P : MCL : Scapegoat_boy

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