Posted by ElScorcho at spider-te023.proxy.aol.com on January 20, 2002 at 19:56:53:
Me and my girl buddy decided we were intelligent, mature, and VA-smart enough to do the Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma drinking games. We started with Chasing Amy cause the bitch had never seen it. (FUCKER) Anyway, here's my point.
a) it's virtually impossible to keep up with all those fucking rules. The pop-culture refrences alone will get to ya.
b) exactly 38 minutes into the film you're fucked up (granted I had not eaten all day and had not gotten truly drunk in over a month)
C) an hour into the film you're making up more rules. Here's some that I made up:
1) 2 drinks every time profanity is used
2) drink through out the entire time Alyssa is singing cause that's the only way she'll ever sound good.
3) 3 drinks every time Holden does that fucking stupid ass dance
4) Joey Lauren Adams isn't allowed to fuck anyone but me; and when she does, she is not allowed to speak.
5) 3 drinks every time Silent Bob insults Jay
6) 2 drinks everytime an actor does an actor's trick (ie when Alyssa doesn't show the palm side of her hand while putting her other hand through the hole she's made with the first hand; hence, giving the impression that her second hand actually went through the hole without her opening up her other hand. That didn't make sense)
Weel, you get the idea. Needless to say, we ended up passing out on her floor just as Holded was kissing Banky and did not see the rest of the films. I loved every minute of it!
Just thought I'd share,
Sonia