Re: Alanis Morisette

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Posted by ROCKET SCIENTIST at pcp126744pcs.medfrd01.nj.comcast.net on January 20, 2002 at 22:18:17:

In Reply to: Re: Alanis Morisette posted by Silent_Jane_Askew on January 20, 2002 at 21:54:14:

: : : I dont know for sure, but as i know a bit more than the average person about her, i doubt it. the only person that prolly would even try would be mewes, and she was frightened of him. and i doubt anyone even got to 1st.
: : : ur welcome
: : : and yes, yes, i am hot, but that should not concern you

: : : : : It's actually "would she go down on you in a theater"
: : : : : and alanis morrisette rocks
: : : : : and it's 1 N in Alanis

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: : : : : : I'm watching Alannis Morissette on tv right now (Channel 8 in Philadelphia) doing some road trip to Vermont to meet a fan.

: : : : : : Did anyone on VA ever get past second base with her?

: : : : : : Too bad her records aren't moving off the shelf anymore. I guess when your entire career is built on the line "Go down on you in a movie theater," it makes for a fleeting stardom. Especially when the star thinks it's not.

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: : : : : : ROCKET

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: : : : Now that you've corrected my spelling, how about answering the fucking question. Say, are you hot?

: : : : ROCKET

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: : Are you a hot CHICK? YES, YES I AM If so, that might concern me. NO, UR OUT OF MY LEAGUE, I'M GUESSING BUT AM MOSTLY LIKELY SURE. Mewes could probably get Morisette now easy since her record label with Madonna is basically down the proverbial ceramic sewer. NO HER 3RD ALBULM 'UNDER RUG SWEPT' IS COMING OUT

: : She sings like a Southern hick distant relative of ENYA, ENYA IS AWESOME, AND SO IS ALANIS but with her red hair dyed jet black (Revlon #5, I'm thinkin'). There's something Sissy Spacek about her look too that's gonna concern me in another 10 years.

: : I still say her entire career was based on the MASSIVE illusion created by the fellatio in a movie theater line. She was the only hot new artist around at the time and all people thought of when she sang was that blowjob line. NO IDOIT, SHE DID WELL BECAUSE HER SONGS WERE FULL OF ANGST THAT U KNOW TEENS JUST CANT GET ENOUGH OF. THE FACT THAT SHE WAS SPEAKING ABOUT VULAGR THINGS, HER BEING A CHICK, IS ANOTHER FACTOR. Well, I can just speak for the men. People can deny it all they want, but stardom is fucking as superficial as that. SHE IS RESPECTED FOR HER TALENT, SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE

: : I'm sure women thought she sold records because of her talent even though she didn't write her own songs. SHE WROTE THEM WITH GLENN BALLARD You don't see a real artist like Eddie van Halen letting other people write his music and then wondering why nobody likes him WHO SAYS SHE WONDERS WHY NO ONE LIKES HER when the new flavor of the month with blonde hair comes along. MUSIC IS FULL OF 'FLAVORS OF THE MONTHS' AND SOME OF THEM STICK AROUND....HER 2ND ALBULM DID WELL TOO, NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST, BECAUSE IT WAS NOT FULL OF ANGST, IT WAS MORE FULL OF INSIGHT

: : NOBODY ROCKED MADISON SQUARE GARDEN LIKE EDDIE in 1984. FUCKIN EH!
: NICE TO KNOW THANK YOU

: : I would still do her though. WELL, THAT MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE NOW, DOESNT' IT? OR IT AT LEAST MAKES YOU A SCUMBAG.I'd actually do her over Eddie van Halen's wife.

: : I hope I've cleared things up for everyone. YES, YOU'VE MADE UR IDIOTCY OBVIOUS THANK YOU
: I TOLD U, U WERE OUT OF MY LEAGUE

: :
: : ROCKET

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Silent Jane - Why don't you stop giving press releases for the girl? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were her agent.

I'm not sure about ANGST. Men liked her because of the blowjob line and the image her videos conveyed with that long black hair that went perfect with the blowjob line. It's the same reason why Britney Spears and Shania Twain are famous. Ok, so the hair color is different.

As for her voice being beautiful, so is Carnie Wilsons. But without the thin blonde girl in Wilson Phillips, nobody's buying the album. Do we understand each other?

Last I heard, Alanis wanted to quit Madonna's record label because she was frustrated her albums weren't selling. Just like I said. it was never about the singing. Same with Jewel. Chick fixes her crooked teeth and starts yodelling. What the fuck was she thinking?

All your other stuff sounds like a Wynona Ryder press release for that shopping spree she went on last month, and is not worthy of my critical honesty.

Maybe you should go run for policitcal office, since you always mange to say the right thing.

Post your photo if you have one.

ROCKET

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: : : : I dont know for sure, but as i know a bit more than the average person about her, i doubt it. the only person that prolly would even try would be mewes, and she was frightened of him. and i doubt anyone even got to 1st. : : : : ur welcome : : : : and yes, yes, i am hot, but that should not concern you : : : : : : It's actually "would she go down on you in a theater" : : : : : : and alanis morrisette rocks : : : : : : and it's 1 N in Alanis : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : I'm watching Alannis Morissette on tv right now (Channel 8 in Philadelphia) doing some road trip to Vermont to meet a fan. : : : : : : : Did anyone on VA ever get past second base with her? : : : : : : : Too bad her records aren't moving off the shelf anymore. I guess when your entire career is built on the line "Go down on you in a movie theater," it makes for a fleeting stardom. Especially when the star thinks it's not. : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ROCKET : : : : : : : : : Now that you've corrected my spelling, how about answering the fucking question. Say, are you hot? : : : : : ROCKET : : : : : : Are you a hot CHICK? YES, YES I AM If so, that might concern me. NO, UR OUT OF MY LEAGUE, I'M GUESSING BUT AM MOSTLY LIKELY SURE. Mewes could probably get Morisette now easy since her record label with Madonna is basically down the proverbial ceramic sewer. NO HER 3RD ALBULM 'UNDER RUG SWEPT' IS COMING OUT : : : She sings like a Southern hick distant relative of ENYA, ENYA IS AWESOME, AND SO IS ALANIS but with her red hair dyed jet black (Revlon #5, I'm thinkin'). There's something Sissy Spacek about her look too that's gonna concern me in another 10 years. : : : I still say her entire career was based on the MASSIVE illusion created by the fellatio in a movie theater line. She was the only hot new artist around at the time and all people thought of when she sang was that blowjob line. NO IDOIT, SHE DID WELL BECAUSE HER SONGS WERE FULL OF ANGST THAT U KNOW TEENS JUST CANT GET ENOUGH OF. THE FACT THAT SHE WAS SPEAKING ABOUT VULAGR THINGS, HER BEING A CHICK, IS ANOTHER FACTOR. Well, I can just speak for the men. People can deny it all they want, but stardom is fucking as superficial as that. SHE IS RESPECTED FOR HER TALENT, SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL VOICE : : : I'm sure women thought she sold records because of her talent even though she didn't write her own songs. SHE WROTE THEM WITH GLENN BALLARD You don't see a real artist like Eddie van Halen letting other people write his music and then wondering why nobody likes him WHO SAYS SHE WONDERS WHY NO ONE LIKES HER when the new flavor of the month with blonde hair comes along. MUSIC IS FULL OF 'FLAVORS OF THE MONTHS' AND SOME OF THEM STICK AROUND....HER 2ND ALBULM DID WELL TOO, NOT AS GOOD AS THE FIRST, BECAUSE IT WAS NOT FULL OF ANGST, IT WAS MORE FULL OF INSIGHT : : : NOBODY ROCKED MADISON SQUARE GARDEN LIKE EDDIE in 1984. FUCKIN EH! : : NICE TO KNOW THANK YOU : : : I would still do her though. WELL, THAT MAKES YOU A HYPOCRITE NOW, DOESNT' IT? OR IT AT LEAST MAKES YOU A SCUMBAG.I'd actually do her over Eddie van Halen's wife. : : : I hope I've cleared things up for everyone. YES, YOU'VE MADE UR IDIOTCY OBVIOUS THANK YOU : : I TOLD U, U WERE OUT OF MY LEAGUE : : : : : : ROCKET : _________________________ : _________________________ : Silent Jane - Why don't you stop giving press releases for the girl? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were her agent. : I'm not sure about ANGST. Men liked her because of the blowjob line and the image her videos conveyed with that long black hair that went perfect with the blowjob line. It's the same reason why Britney Spears and Shania Twain are famous. Ok, so the hair color is different. : As for her voice being beautiful, so is Carnie Wilsons. But without the thin blonde girl in Wilson Phillips, nobody's buying the album. Do we understand each other? : Last I heard, Alanis wanted to quit Madonna's record label because she was frustrated her albums weren't selling. Just like I said. it was never about the singing. Same with Jewel. Chick fixes her crooked teeth and starts yodelling. What the fuck was she thinking? : All your other stuff sounds like a Wynona Ryder press release for that shopping spree she went on last month, and is not worthy of my critical honesty. : Maybe you should go run for policitcal office, since you always mange to say the right thing. : Post your photo if you have one. : ROCKET

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