Posted by DRD #37 at user-38lc712.dialup.mindspring.com on January 21, 2002 at 08:41:38:
In Reply to: Board gay, we need a gray *nt* posted by Choo Choo Andeee on January 21, 2002 at 03:01:54:
"Pot Is Great, Even Better On A Date."
By The Big Yawner
Pot is great, even better on a date.
But when I get high, I get a craving for pie.
And when a cop comes along, I just whistle a song.
And when he busts my head, I just pretend I'm dead.
And when I'm thrown in jail, I just scream and wail.
And when I joke I'm a slut, cellmates do weird things to my butt.
And when it's late at night, I'd do anything for a light.
But when I get out, I praise God and shout.
Now when I'm seen, people think I'm clean.
But when I'm alone, I smoke weed to get stoned.
A stupid rhyming poem to show people how stupid rhyming poems can be.