Re: okay.....


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Posted by tinycloudhopper at netcache-1112.public.svc.webtv.net on January 21, 2002 at 16:20:28:

In Reply to: okay..... posted by DRD #37 on January 21, 2002 at 16:17:13:


: This is what me and my girlfriend chose as "our song".

: ___________________________________________________________________________
: "The Bad Touch"

: Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
: Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
: So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
: Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
: You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
: I want to you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns
: Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are
: inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

: (do it now)
: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
: (do it again now)
: You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
: (gettin' horny now)

: Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
: Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
: Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
: But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft
: advisory"
: So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battle ship
: Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
: So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like
: Lyle
: And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files

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: Charming, huh?

Actually, I do have to give you credit. As demented as it seems you made me smile.......so yes in its own freakish way it was charming! = )


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