Posted by GTJDorris at pka50.eastnet.gatech.edu on January 21, 2002 at 16:26:06:
In Reply to: Vegas Vacation? posted by Rkelly38 on January 21, 2002 at 03:08:01:
"Wayne Newton!! Do you need a bodyguard?! I'd take a bullet for you!!"
"Where can I get some damn bait?"
"Let me get the babysitter (drops a bag full of rattle snakes on the ground)"
"That tour gets better every week"
"What're you gonna do with five dollars? Buy a gun, and RENT a bullet?!!!"
"Why don't you just give me half of the money you were gonna spend here tonight, I'll take you out back, kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a night?!?"
"I can hardly recognize you kids anymore (looks at the fourth pair of actors to play his children)"
" -No corrective lenses this evening Mr. Pappagorgio? -No, I do not require them"
"Anybody want some milk? It's four years old!"
"(sobbing visciously) I don't care if you ruined my life, I love you, you son of a bitch!!"