Posted by mcroy at inktomi1-bir.server.ntl.com on January 21, 2002 at 21:58:45:
I was thinking about the MTV movie awards, and the spoofs they have on there (Like Mission: Improbable), can you imagine a series of spoofs of great films with Jay and Silent Bob in the lead roles instead of the original actors. The visuals for Bob kinda make themselves up :-)
Can anyone think of some? Like this...
Gone with the Wind:
Scarlett O'Hara: Rhett... If you go ... where shall I go? What shall I do?
Jay: How the fuck shoud I know? Frankly bitch, I don't give a fuck!
Moulin Rouge:
Jay: Shit, I can't write for the Moulin Rouge.
Toulouse-Lautrec: But why not?
Jay: Cause Bob and I just came here to sell shit to these soppy muthafuckers who wanna get high and inspired and stuff. Have you tried Absinthe? Fucks you reynolds style! Anyways, I can't write good, just deal...
Toulouse-Lautrec: What? Don't you believe in freedom?
Christian: I guess
Toulouse-Lautrec: Beauty?
Christian: Sure...
Toulouse-Lautrec: Truth?
Christian: Yeah
Toulouse-Lautrec: Love?
Christian: Love? What like fucking and shit? Sure, I believe in fucking. Fucking is da bomb. Cause when I'm with a girl she's like all "Oh Jay, you're *so* good" and I'm like "Course babe, what did you expect?" and I pull her close and I'm all over her, and she's like "oh Jay, oh Jay!!" and I'm like "yeah, like that don't you?". That's good fucking, sure I believe in that shit.
I was going to do a View Askew one here, perhaps Jay and Silent Bob in place of Holden in Chasing Amy or some such, but felt sinful...
Who's up for a little rewriting?