Posted by Hib€rnian Psycho at ssc150.ssc.cc.il.us on January 22, 2002 at 16:19:34:
In Reply to: I feel kinda low, someone tell me a joke please.nt posted by Bartleby72 on January 22, 2002 at 16:13:55:
The dog is very still, it might be dead. So the guy asks, "doc, is there anything you can do for him? I dunno what's up with the dog." So the vet pokes around for a while, running tests, looking for pulse etc. Just when it looks like bad news, the vet goes into the back of his office and brings out a pussycat. He puts the cta on the slab with the dog. The cat walks around and on top of the dog for a while, and sure enough, the dog wakes up from whatever-it-was and starts snapping at the cat. The guy goes "oh, thanks doc! He's back to normal! How much will that be?" The vet says "$340". "$340!" says the guy, "how come?" So the vet says, "well, it was forty bucks for the visit, and three hundred bucks for the cat-scan".
Dumb, I know.