Posted by Hib€rnian Psycho at ssc150.ssc.cc.il.us on January 22, 2002 at 16:38:22:
In Reply to: Funniest joke ever; posted by NEWMAN on January 22, 2002 at 16:25:10:
: Man enters home and sets his suitcase on the desk. It reads DR. PHILLE PHD.
: Honey, I'm home! he shouts.
: His wife hurries in.
: "Good day at work, Jeff?"
: "Nah, some neurotic patient refused to stop screaming unless I stuck a pineapple up the...the....y'know, the thing in his ass.
: "Rectum?"
: "WRECK'D HIM? DAMN NEAR KILLED HIM!!"
: AM