Posted by Glen at inktomi1-oxf.server.ntl.com on January 22, 2002 at 16:59:09:
In Reply to: I don't think we can expect a "twist ending" now. posted by Kiss lt on January 21, 2002 at 15:53:14:
: I think he has hinted about laying off of that side for a film or two. Oh well, we shall see.
: sAm
INT. STUDIO EXECS OFFICE
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN
So, I was thinking we could find Mel Gibson is a decendant to the original Adam from the Bible and that he is the last remaining link between Mankind and these Aliens because they helped God out.
FOR ARGUEMENTS SAKE, HARVEY WEINSTEIN
Good, good. But where's the twist ending?
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN
One step ahead of you my good man. The twist here is that, according to the Bible, WE ARE ALL decendants of Adam and Eve!
HARVEY WEINSTEIN
That's BRILLIANT! And who'll be expecting ANOTHER TWIST from the guy who made 'The Sixth Sense'??
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN
My point exactly sir.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN
Ooh, I love it when you call me 'sir'!
Harvey presses a button on the intercom next to him.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN
Get Freddy Prinze, Jr. in here. I want to watch M. Night Shyamalan play with his balls.
Yeah, so I think the meeting went down something like that.
Or something.
Please don't ban me. I love and respect Harvey Weinstein and everything the big cuddly ol' Jew stands for!
Glen