Posted by herdthinner at slip-32-100-203-168.ma.us.prserv.net on February 05, 2002 at 23:03:21:
In Reply to: Sweet! Voodoo Dolls! Let me STAB THEM REPEATEDLY posted by J & SB Suck Fat Goat Balls on February 05, 2002 at 20:02:47:
I just wanted to congratulate you on the funniest fucking post I've seen here for a LONG time. My cat is looking at me like my head is going to explode, I've been laughing so hard. It might blow up soon, anyway.
That being said, assuming you go back to this post at all, it behooves me to point out that I am, last time I checked, a female, and we chicks are allowed to have chick hobbies like sewing. So there.
I own my own home, too.
As for the voodoo stuff, alas, it doesn't work. If it did, we'd see posts like OHMIGOD! I JUST HEARD THAT JASON MEWES IS LIKE TOTALLY HEADLESS NOW AND HAS NO CLOTHES! AND KEVIN SMITH KEEPS DOING THE SPLITS FOR NO REASON! But we don't see posts like that. Very often.
: SWEET, dude! Sell em to me. I want to practice stabbing them in the head with machetes and burning lit cigarette holes into their microscopic genitalia.
: God, I hate Jay and Silent Bob. Those fuckers should die.
: Speaking of dying... dude, you sat at home and knitted fucking Jay and Silent Bob dolls?!? Can you say "homo"?? What kind of a subversive fucking queerbait living-at-home-with-your-mom-watching-Star-Trek freak are you? Sweet fucking JESUS! Go meet a girl! Or a Guy! Or BOTH, ya fuckin fruitbasket!
: Oh yeah. Wa Salaam Alaikum, the white man is the devil.
: Muthafuckin Praise FARRAKHAN and WU TANG!!!!!