Posted by Serpentine-G at host-216-77-138-86.bhm.bellsouth.net on February 06, 2002 at 22:40:38:
This is a mad lib that i just filled out via some site I found through bored.com. I think it's kinda funny so I'm sharing.
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Drink MUG rootbeer.