Posted by PretzelFan at cpe-203-45-192-112.qld.bigpond.net.au on February 07, 2002 at 07:37:50:
In Reply to: come to AMERICA! We don't have DINGOS posted by Oi-not so Punk on February 07, 2002 at 06:15:18:
: so your BABIES will be safe! and most movies come out here first, and the dvd transfers are simpley delightful. Our public EDUCATION isn't the best, but God bless it, it's free (unless you pay taxes). Then there's our judicial REVUE, i'm not quite sure what that is, but i think it's the biggest one in the world. We also have SNOW here, well, not too much this year where I live, but other places have snow. We have PIZZA, i'm sure you do also. Opera isn't big enough to have a national opera house, but we're the home of the WHOPPER. But you do have the PEUGEOT 206, the OUTBACK, DIDGERIDOO and KOALA BEARS. How much is a plane ticket for SYDNEY again?
: chris
our education is free. we just get the VA films in crappy format. we have snow. you can have concerts in an opera house, not just opera pizzaries have more than just pizza dont they? We have whoppers. Peugeot is european. Koalas arent bears, and they will claw and piss on you if they are neverous. And a ticket to sydney (though why you will go there to experience australia is beyond me) is a hell of alot cheaper than a ticket from sydney to where ever your coming from.
Thus concludes todays australian education piece. Tune in tomorrow for an insightful piece about the non-existance of the easter bunny.
Love PretzelFan.
ps, we dont have anything like vugar, or even a screening of all the jersey films as a treat. But ill keep working on that last one.