Posted by Nate Dogg at prox1.cc.iup.edu on February 07, 2002 at 14:31:09:
In Reply to: OT - CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! posted by GuinnessGuy(poolboy) on February 07, 2002 at 12:12:36:
: Congratulations!
: Part 1: ABC has just decided to pick up your life story and make it the mid-season replacement for America’s Funniest Home Videos. They have decided that the show isn’t near as funny without Bob Saget and they are banking on your life story to be the next “My So Called Life”. The thing is, who is going to play you in the series? Be honest now, who in Hollywood today looks the closest to you?
: Part 2: While still in development the Powers That Be have seen the error of their ways and have pretty much ditched your entire storyline. Face it, your life is pretty boring for one, and you just don’t have the appeal of Claire Danes. They have decided that they need the pretty face to compete with such hit shows as Felicity and 7th Heaven. You do however get to choose who is going to play you, and since it has nothing to do with your life now, you can choose whomever you like. Who gets the nod?
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: I figure either way I go for Elden Henson…between She’s All That and Idle Hands…the man is due to blow up! And don’t forget The Mighty Ducks!