Posted by GhostOfGeneWilder at spider-wl022.proxy.aol.com on February 05, 2002 at 05:52:32:
In Reply to: Britney Spears and her weak ass movie posted by Bradalius on February 05, 2002 at 04:05:21:
Britney is a tease not a slut, and that's her problem. A tease is ten times worse than a slut. For the past three weeks I was all about some Britney Spears. She dominated my sexual fantasies. At least she did until her hosting duties last week on Saturday Night Live. This is when I realized she just couldn't handle me sexually. She is so obviously either very sexually inexperinced or an honest to God virgin. I don't even see her giving head in real life. Call me naive if you will. I think you can tell how a girl behaves in private by watching how she interactes with others. Body langauge does not lie. You just have to really look at people. She doesn't behave like a sexual person. She is very uptight and wooden. Her so-called stripper moves are very rehearsed and just don't ring true. I saw her on that show and saw how utterly white bread she was and relized she would be too uptight, probably uncomfortable when I give her head. It would be akward and I most likely wouldn't be able to mantain an erection. Plus I need a girl who isn't afraid to hurt me. I like to be punched in the chest and choked and really struggle during sex. Not something Miss Spears could do. She could not handle me or any of the guys who lust after her for that matter. Laura Prepon or Michelle Rodrieguez are more my speed now.
And does anyone actually believe that Justin Timerlake is straight? Come on, he's about as convincing as her "straight" boyfriend and lover as Richard Simmons. Britney is your classic fag hag. Quite frankly after seeing her and Justin interact on SNL I was reminded of my sister. I look at her now and she reminds me of my uptight Christian (honest to God, my sister is a Bible thumper, but all her friends are swishy gay men) fag hag of a sister. Now that is complete turn off.
It is quite likely that her movie will "suck". But the girl seems to be nice enough. Making derogatory comments about males is all well and good but I really don't believe in insulting females. Jesse Custer would never insult a girl he didn't know for a fact was a whore so neither do I and neither should anyone else. I never understood female's "cattieness" either. It is certainly not flattering. I would kick your ass if I could. Nobody shit mouths my little sister or girls who remind me of my little sister.