Posted by PrayForMojo at 63.101.66.18 on March 01, 2002 at 10:19:18:
In Reply to: Fridays bad joke. - OT posted by The Linux Penguin on March 01, 2002 at 08:36:27:
But I think this may be the setup for the "Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free" punchline
Eureka!
: An old couple are driving down a country road on Sunday when they see a sign that says, Cow with a pussy like a womans.....a little later they se it again with an arrow pointing at a local farm house.
: The old man says I gotta see this so they pull in and ask the farmer about it. He tells them he'll show them his cow for fifty bucks. Grudgely they pass off the fifty dollars and go for a boo. Sure enough the cow has a pussy like a woman..
: So they get back in their car and continue driving...Suddenly the old man gets really sad. Being the concerned wife that the old woman is she asks him what is wrong...
: He looks at her with sadness in his eyes and says. That farmer had a cow with the pussy of a woman and he got fifty bucks out of us to se it. Here I am stuck with a woman who has a pussy likea cow and I can't get 5 cents for her...