Posted by DRD #37 at user-38lcivl.dialup.mindspring.com on February 28, 2002 at 16:31:23:
In Reply to: Re: hey, wait a minute..... posted by miss d on February 28, 2002 at 16:25:18:
: : You guys have nine-inch dildos! How they hell are we supposed to compete with that?!
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: #1, A nine inch dildo doesn't give head.
Sometimes, head isn't enough. Sure, it's pleasureful (most of the time) and it's a very nice sentiment, but making love is much more meaningful and satisfying. Dildos and head are just a waste. (And not to gloat or anything, but my girlfriend says I give excellent head - of course, she could by lying to comfort me 'cause in real life I give lousy head, but I'm pretty sure that's just my paranoid schizophrenia talking.)
: #2, *Who* has a nine inch dildo
My sister used to own one, but I'm pretty sure she got rid of it after she got married and had her first born. (I'm fairly sure she only got rid of it because a dildo's an unpleasant thing for a kid to find in his/her parents' possession. Plus, my nephew likes putting his mouth on anything he can get his hands on - frightening thoughts occur in reference to a baby and a dildo.)Lots of places have nine inch dildos.
:and where can I buy one?!?!?!?
Lots of places have them to sell . . . . you just gotta know where to look.