Posted by Banky in a Silent Bob suit at 202.165.70.2 on February 28, 2002 at 23:19:47:
Kevin (I hope you read this),
I'm a Kiwi (Slang for a New Zealander) and yes we are at the arsehole of the world (Check a map look under Australia. I have been living in London, and USA for the last three years but now I am out of the loop with easy access to your stuff (no flying cars, no Chasing Amy special edition DVD) here we don't have all the extras on disk (luckily I picked up Clerks:TAS in France, JASBSB in Hong Kong) are you able to put your appearances on The Tonight Show onto a dick that gets released here with all the extras? Also are you ever intending to come this way for a comic convention? I have a number of friends who would love you to come down so I would "Shut the fuck up" I can also recommend some strip clubs where my ex-girlfriend works (yes, I know you're married but she is cute).
Also nice to know you are heading back to the "Amy" style "Brodie" is my icon but you have the depth story telling needs.
So....? Will you ever come our way and crash? If so lets get naked and burn some shit (please no it's just my catch phrase)
James (The Random Guy)