HATED JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK!!!

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Posted by P9GNGSTR at ac9a0930.ipt.aol.com on March 07, 2002 at 22:12:16:

I just watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike back and it was the worst piece of dog crap I have ever seen in my life. Kevin Smith, what were you thinking? I have a theory that you bought the script from a fan because it is by no means an end to the trilogy or does it sound like you wrote it. Clerks had me rolling on the floor, but I didn't laugh once with this horse POO.

I love the other movies you made, but this one is so terrible. Why? What went wrong? Was it intentionally stupid? Jay and Silent Bob are really funny characters with a lot of potential. A movie set in Jersey like a Clerks 2 type would have been much better. I really hope you make another movie that makes up for Jay and Silent Bob Strike back. I am really disappointed and it ruined my whole night.

I am a big fan and missed this one in the theater due to personal circumstances, but I just rented it on DVD and completely hated it. I am glad I work at a video so I didn't have to pay for it. I would have asked for my money back. I almost didn't finish it, but had to see if it was going to get better.

I don't understand why the jewel heist is the main focus. Why not have the great characters be funny like they are in the other movies. There were no mall scenes and hardly any screen time for Randal, THE BEST CHARACTER in ALL the MOVIES. That's like STAR WARS without Vader or the Troopers...or Boba Fett.

Man, I am pissed at this one. I do not understand how a great writer could make a piece of crap like this. Dogma was a MASTERPIECE. I have seen it 50 million times. Jay and Slient Bob Strikes back was AWFUL and I'm wondering if it was intentionally made to SUCK BALLS? WAS IT? Bluntman and Chronic is a cool concept, but you totally blew it. It makes me even wonder if you've ever smoked. I bet you are just as FAKE as any other HOLLYWOOD director. I might burn my Jay and Silent Bob comics and figures for this one.

SNOOTCH TO THE NOOTCH!!!!

p.s. I'm gonna go jerk off in my parent's basement now.

F.U. you sons of bitches!! Tell him Steve-Dave!!

peace!

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: I just watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike back and it was the worst piece of dog crap I have ever seen in my life. Kevin Smith, what were you thinking? I have a theory that you bought the script from a fan because it is by no means an end to the trilogy or does it sound like you wrote it. Clerks had me rolling on the floor, but I didn't laugh once with this horse POO. : I love the other movies you made, but this one is so terrible. Why? What went wrong? Was it intentionally stupid? Jay and Silent Bob are really funny characters with a lot of potential. A movie set in Jersey like a Clerks 2 type would have been much better. I really hope you make another movie that makes up for Jay and Silent Bob Strike back. I am really disappointed and it ruined my whole night. : I am a big fan and missed this one in the theater due to personal circumstances, but I just rented it on DVD and completely hated it. I am glad I work at a video so I didn't have to pay for it. I would have asked for my money back. I almost didn't finish it, but had to see if it was going to get better. : I don't understand why the jewel heist is the main focus. Why not have the great characters be funny like they are in the other movies. There were no mall scenes and hardly any screen time for Randal, THE BEST CHARACTER in ALL the MOVIES. That's like STAR WARS without Vader or the Troopers...or Boba Fett. : Man, I am pissed at this one. I do not understand how a great writer could make a piece of crap like this. Dogma was a MASTERPIECE. I have seen it 50 million times. Jay and Slient Bob Strikes back was AWFUL and I'm wondering if it was intentionally made to SUCK BALLS? WAS IT? Bluntman and Chronic is a cool concept, but you totally blew it. It makes me even wonder if you've ever smoked. I bet you are just as FAKE as any other HOLLYWOOD director. I might burn my Jay and Silent Bob comics and figures for this one. : SNOOTCH TO THE NOOTCH!!!! : p.s. I'm gonna go jerk off in my parent's basement now. : F.U. you sons of bitches!! Tell him Steve-Dave!! : peace!

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