Posted by PhoenixRFU at bgp969947bgs.epoint01.mi.comcast.net on March 09, 2002 at 20:11:55:
PhoenixRFU is so gay that ____(Fill in the blank. Let's see how far we can go. I'll start)
PhoenixRFU is so gay that he needs to have a subject dedicated to himself.
Or
PhoenixRFU is so gay that he gives Elton John dressing tips