Posted by dayzedANDconfuzed at 24-205-62-59.glen-dyn.charterpipeline.net on March 09, 2002 at 22:18:54:
ok lets say theres this mean nazi who takes this gun and says im gonna kill u unless u do one of the following. ur choices are:
1. fuck ur dad in the ass
2. have ur sister take a shit on your head
3. blow your brother
4 lick ur dogs clit (female dogs only of course)
5. Eat out that fat chick on the practice AND that old chic from titanic
6. cut off ur left testicle, although the nazi would put a spell on u so u wouldnt feel pain
7. lick the toilet bowl clean in a gas station
8. dock (bumping ur foreskin against anothers foreskin) with kevin smith or jason lee. (jews and other circumsized males may have trouble with this one)
9. eat a bowl of ben afflecks puke
or last but not least
10. get fucked up the ass by ron jeremy.
its ur call guys. please pick