have half the people on here ever seen a real girl

Posted by Askews Me at ool-435338f5.dyn.optonline.net on March 08, 2002 at 12:37:47:

sure Amy and Jen are both very attractive, but goddamn, it makes ME uncomfortable the way so many people on here OBSESS over them, one person was almost crying because it was Wednesday and the new E-Jay items weren't posted yet, and he needed his "Amy Fix". i mean FUCK people! go out and meet a real girl. i willing to bet money that Amy took the week off to see if people were really that obsessed with her, or if they would react that way to ANY girl up there(that or you all scared her away, what with your fake nude pictures and all). you have all proved that if it is attractive, you will all obsess and drool, and probably masturbate to it. i'm hoping Kevin gets a transvestite to be the next E-Jay Model, and then drops the bomb on you all a few days after your fanboy crushes kick in.

now THAT would be funny!

P.S. i'm not saying everyone does this, but those that do, you know who you are

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• Re: have half the people on here ever seen a real Amy Noble 13:06:20 3/08/02 (26)
  • Re: have half the people on here ever seen a real Vlad 04:22:15 3/09/02 (0)
  • I'll model... Vincent 14:02:50 3/08/02 (16)
    • YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES !!! SIGH Jaclyn 17:46:23 3/08/02 (0)
    • DO you need a butt stand in? I could be your butt zeta 14:45:52 3/08/02 (0)
    • Tease!! *nt* miss d 14:20:12 3/08/02 (0)
    • i think thats a good idea... SexyJ 14:18:16 3/08/02 (2)
      • calling the bluff. Bryan 16:59:57 3/08/02 (1)
        • bluff hell if she won't I will (nt) Jaclyn 17:49:28 3/08/02 (0)
    • EBAY Week 6 Hov 14:17:41 3/08/02 (0)
    • *Isis falls to the floor in a swooning faint* Isis 14:16:26 3/08/02 (0)
    • Re: I'll model... Amy Noble 14:11:42 3/08/02 (1)
      • See Vincent? She said it twice *nt* brodiebruce_405 14:13:39 3/08/02 (0)
    • yes! boxer-briefs RULE!!!! Askews Me 14:09:34 3/08/02 (0)
    • Re: I'll model... Amy Noble 14:09:04 3/08/02 (1)
      • definitely! :) *NT* Jewelz 14:10:42 3/08/02 (0)
    • I'm not gay; brodiebruce_405 14:07:23 3/08/02 (0)
    • I bet you would, wink wink nudge nudge NT Sinatraking 14:05:33 3/08/02 (0)
    • spare us *NT* NigelTufnel 14:03:54 3/08/02 (0)
  • Yes!!!... RenFest18 13:50:05 3/08/02 (0)
  • Re: have half the people on here ever seen a real Hov 13:21:15 3/08/02 (0)
  • what about Ming in drag? Askews Me 13:11:05 3/08/02 (3)
    • Yeah, do Doug!!! -NT- Chasing Mallclerks 13:52:41 3/08/02 (0)
    • Brain voice: YES! *nt* Johnboy 13:20:03 3/08/02 (0)
    • What? It's not Tuesday! *NT Raikus 13:17:36 3/08/02 (0)
  • What about Walt Flanagan??? Duffless 13:09:41 3/08/02 (1)
    • What about his dog? I hear he's fast.... nt phone monkey 13:12:17 3/08/02 (0)
• I agree it's creepy, but they do know their market Isis 13:02:45 3/08/02 (1)
  • i'm not complaining about the girls or Bryan Askews Me 13:07:19 3/08/02 (0)
• They should use me herdthinner 12:58:15 3/08/02 (2)
  • technically...... Hov 13:01:20 3/08/02 (1)
    • Damn! I used to be a human sound sampler, too herdthinner 13:06:56 3/08/02 (0)
• Re: have half the people on here ever seen a real The Clownprince 12:44:37 3/08/02 (3)
  • I think this should be the next Brain Discustion.. miss d 12:57:45 3/08/02 (2)
    • Re: I think this should be the next Brain Discusti The Clownprince 13:19:48 3/08/02 (0)
    • send a link of that post to piscez@hotmail.com Askews Me 13:00:41 3/08/02 (0)
• You're Still Here? TangoMania 12:44:17 3/08/02 (1)
  • about that monkey spank......NT Hov 12:58:20 3/08/02 (0)
• I've seen a girl before... zeta 12:43:37 3/08/02 (0)
• Im with ya.. Thik Noggen 12:42:34 3/08/02 (0)
• I know most aren't serious about what they post... Raikus 12:42:06 3/08/02 (0)

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