Posted by BHitman at 204.23.201.134 on March 15, 2002 at 12:01:54:
In Reply to: She lives in Canada posted by Margaret.Robinson on March 15, 2002 at 10:30:26:
: That's one of the great things about having a foreign country so close to your own. You can use nameless women from Canada as references for establishing your sexual potency. Hint: for verisimilitude try saying she's from some bizarre place, like Mosquito, Newfoundland. Don't worry about anyone finding out the truth, there are a few towns named Mosquito in Newfoundland.
If you insist on details...
Her name was Carolyn and I met her while I was doing a concert in Toronto at York University. Actually, we met at the after
party. I guess the long distance from Michigan to Toronto was too much for her and she decided to explore other options. It was a
fun relationship while it lasted thought.