Posted by Joshkook at spider-wb051.proxy.aol.com on March 15, 2002 at 16:54:33:
In Reply to: Kev, think I might get my posters before you die? posted by pussy for a monkey on March 15, 2002 at 15:20:39:
: Seriously, where are they?
Actually Kevin discussed this briefly yesterday. We were having our weekly brunch at Mel's. We just got done discussing the secretly made view askew flick when I said..
Me: Hey Kev people have been driving me crazy begging for the posters. What's the deal with them?
Kev took a long chug from his yoo-hoo
Kev: Josh it comes down to this. Economics.
Me: How's that?
Kev: I have received thousands of ticket stubs and envelopes now.
Me: Right...
Kev: Well my intentions where originally good. I had all the posters ready to send out but then it dawned on me. Why make my fans happy when I could be mother fucking rich?
Me: I think you have snapped. That made no sense
KEV: Think about this. The world is rapidly losing it's eco system. Millions of trees are being cut down and destroyed everyday.
Me: So....
Kev: You truly are unworthy of my presence. If we are losing millions of trees then what happens to the price of paper?
Me: It goes up?
Kev: Bingo! I imagine in ten years I could recycle all of this paper and at least have tripled it's current value.
Me: Genius!
Kev: Yes. yes, I am
Then we proceeded to clink or yoo-hoo's together and let out a hardy laugh at the fan's expense. -Josh
p.s. Kevin wouldn't let me use the napkins and took the bill but left me to pay. Jerk.