Posted by StandUpJackzine at spider-mtc-tf051.proxy.aol.com on March 16, 2002 at 05:17:13:
In Reply to: DUDE WHERE's MY CAR posted by Jewelz on March 16, 2002 at 02:33:28:
I forgot about 'Dude, I guess that's not hard to do... why on earth did Kutcher and Scott take those roles? Sheesh! It seems like a bad TV movie that would air on MTV or something... I did like Andy Dick's role as the prisoner though, and that's it... the rest was an incoherant mess.
: I fell asleep...and I don't EVER fall asleep in a movie. The Giant Female puts it over the top!
: -jewelz
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: : In no particular order id have to go with...
: : Blair Witch Project- well, it was ALMOST a movie...
: : Titanic- (too easy to bash)
: : Wes Craven's New Nightmare- worst idea EVER.
: : Final Fantasy- The Spirits Within- I stopped taking it seriously when they started killing already dead ghosts with MACHINE GUNS.
: : The New Planet of the Apes- Damn you, Tim Burton!
: : Batman Returns- proves that the only real reason the first one was good was because of Jack NIcholson (Damn you, Tim Burton!)
: : Batman and Robin- The worst script ever to make it on the big screen. Maybe it was the first draft. Or, more likely, they found it in a dumpster.
: : Superstar- One of the worst "comedies" I've ever seen. Didn't laugh ONCE.
: : As for the bad flicks that are FUN to watch...
: : Batman (60's version)- if you haven't seen this, you really must. Its awful and ridiculous to the point where its fantastic. Keep an eye out for Robin's AMAZING riddle solving skills.
: : No Holds Barred- Hulk Hogan's best performance. And sadly, it AINT pretty.
: : Killer Klowns From Outer Space- the king of the cheesy movie.
: : ALL of the Troma flicks- c'mon, do i need to elaborate?
: : John Waters movies
: : And of course, Mallrats.
: : (just kidding thats actually my favorite smith movie)