Posted by kinghippo at 248-143-237-24.jun-dial.gci.net on March 31, 2002 at 00:29:48:
"Now Kevin Smith writes what he knows; all Whites are racists, homophobes and anti-Semites, no matter how much we try to deny it. All Whites are buck-toothed rednecks and fundamentalist Christians, and should be beat up or killed. All Whites, that is, except for the few, cool young people like Jay and Silent Bob, who smoke pot, talk like negroes and put plenty of apologist rhetoric in their movies."
http://www.vanguardnewsnetwork.com/movie.htm
FUCKING WORST MOVIE REVIEW SITE OUT THERE!
Listen to their interpretation of the new planet of the apes ending:
"Think about it: Abraham Lincoln, for freeing the apes, has now been replaced in memory, holiday and celebration by a descendant of one of those apes. Washington, D.C. is overrun with apes. This is not fiction; this is what is happening RIGHT NOW, and Tim Burton has somehow managed to give us warning, whether it was his intent or not."
It is amazing how these guys always miss the point of movies.