Posted by Piscez at res109b-158.rh.rit.edu on April 11, 2002 at 14:02:05:
In Reply to: NEWS FLASH: POSTER FINALLY ABSORBS REALITY posted by Hibernian Psycho on April 11, 2002 at 13:04:37:
: (repost)
: POSTER FINALLY ABSORBS REALITY
: by Donnacha Kenny (Reuters)
: PANDEMONIUM today as COOPER18, a poster on viewaskew.com's highly exclusive "WWWBoard", finally came to the realization that bubblegum pop and nu-metal is flavorless, pointless drivel, the product of years of comercialism and poor musical taste. These stark revelations were initially wuite a shock.
: "I woke up this morning", said Mr. 18, " and put on the local pop station. I noticed I was getting a starnge feeling in my head, that it was almost... painful to listen to it".
: Due to his uncontrollable sobbing he was unable to give further comment.
: Cooper, having filled his teenage years up by watching Kevin Smith films and getting laid (yeah right -Ed.), was unaware that anything could "suck" so badly.
: When reached for comment, Nick Carter of The Backstreet Boys had this to say:
: "Yup, we're totally untalented and we can't even speak, let alone sing, good."
: George Thorogood took the moment for reflection. "What the hell was I thinking! "Bad To The Bone"? My name's ThoroGOOD, for Christ's sake! Thanks Coop for showing me the way!"
: Justin Timberlake went on to say that the woman Britney Spears lip sync's to is in fact much cuter, and her boobs are real.
: "She just... wouldn't whore herself out for fame or fortune, though..." said a tearful Justin. "We wouldn't work since we have so little in common".
: c2002