Posted by Isis at ic007195.ithaca.edu on April 10, 2002 at 20:27:03:
You know, when I was a very young child, my mother always said she'd take me to Disneyworld someday, someday when I was a little older, and I waited patiently, I dreamed of the day that I would experience the Magical Kingdom, and finally my mother said I was old enough to go, but when we got there, I was too big to go on any of the rides, and the guy in the Mickey costume smelled like whiskey and only spoke Yugoslavian.
I was slightly less disappointed than I am now. Not that Bryan and Amy aren't beautiful models. It's just the lies and deceit that's hard to handle.