Posted by fluffy at dial-up-ip155.conexion.com on April 11, 2002 at 03:44:00:
In Reply to: the english language posted by cyber teaze on April 11, 2002 at 03:35:34:
: Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
: 2) The farm was used to produce produce.
: 3) The Buck does funny things when the does are present.
: 4) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
: 5) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
: Silly isn't it?
: How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise
man and a wise guy are opposites?
That 's easy. The wise guy is from Chicago and the other guy
actually knows something.