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Posted by EmbryPotZebra at 12.24.152.34 on April 17, 2002 at 12:11:15:

In Reply to: Message for Kevan Smith posted by Andeee hearts Mugsy on April 17, 2002 at 12:04:57:

: Hi Kevan I'm a big fan of ur work and some day i wana be a screen riter just like you. I have a couple of comedy scrips that i had ritten and maybe you can take a looksy at them. also my friend is takin me to the stash this summer and im wonderun if you could maybe be there on august 8th and if you can read my stuff or just sign some stuff for me. I love you and I love clerks and jay is funny too noinch noinch noinch readin scrips readin scrips drinkin beer beer beer writin scrips scrips scrips.

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: love

: Andy

..... say what's inevitable to come as responses to this query.

Ughhh Hmmmm(clearing throat)...(in best Kevin Smith nut hugger typing voice) How daaaaare you think "theeee" Kevin Smith would respond to that silly question, let alone come JUST FOR YOU, to sign your autographs and read your undoubtely horrible script. Why would he take time out of his busy earth conquering schedule to do that JUST FOR YOU. And by the way you terrible terrible asshole you, it says that you shouldn't bother making attempts to send scripts before you even enter this board....

There, how was that everybody?
Did I encapsulate what you were just thinking

PS Dont rage cause I beat you to the punch

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: : Hi Kevan I'm a big fan of ur work and some day i wana be a screen riter just like you. I have a couple of comedy scrips that i had ritten and maybe you can take a looksy at them. also my friend is takin me to the stash this summer and im wonderun if you could maybe be there on august 8th and if you can read my stuff or just sign some stuff for me. I love you and I love clerks and jay is funny too noinch noinch noinch readin scrips readin scrips drinkin beer beer beer writin scrips scrips scrips. : : : : love : : Andy : ..... say what's inevitable to come as responses to this query. : Ughhh Hmmmm(clearing throat)...(in best Kevin Smith nut hugger typing voice) How daaaaare you think "theeee" Kevin Smith would respond to that silly question, let alone come JUST FOR YOU, to sign your autographs and read your undoubtely horrible script. Why would he take time out of his busy earth conquering schedule to do that JUST FOR YOU. And by the way you terrible terrible asshole you, it says that you shouldn't bother making attempts to send scripts before you even enter this board.... : There, how was that everybody? : Did I encapsulate what you were just thinking : PS Dont rage cause I beat you to the punch

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